I am slightly idiotic, impressed by clever humor, carnivorous, good at being alone, incredible at making love, clumsy, a good speler, a bad singer, I love adventures in small boats,... learn more about me »

Thanks for stopping on my page to read what I have to say. If it was the picture of me playing guitar then I need to thank my cousin who's... learn more about me »

Voigt-Kampff Blush Response Test: Hi. I'm low key. I make people literally shit themselves with laughter (true story). I believe in being a gentleman, not because I hope it will... learn more about me »

Do I really have to summarize myself briefly? I can't do ANYTHING briefly, especially with words... I'm a professional freelance writer and illustrator, 5'10", 145 lbs, with dark blonde(some say... learn more about me »

I want to laugh and make em' laugh. Bad puns, Non sequiturs, deadpan one-liners, dirty jokes of varying degrees of filthiness--whatever the mood or audience dictates. Best of friends receive... learn more about me »

I've lived in Seattle for over three years. I've met a good chunk of people but i know there is more out there! I'm here to have fun, start a... learn more about me »

I love meeting new people, from bus stops to bars. I occasionally go to concerts, and have been known to take a few pictures(always have a camera with me when... learn more about me »

I'm a film and music composition student, who plans on retiring as a mortician. You can find me working street corners of Bellevue as a temporary City of Bellevue signal... learn more about me »

Pisces, age:30, slightly used, a little rough around the edges, altogether a good deal.... learn more about me »

Hola, well what can I say? My name is Adam, I'm 25 and I'm looking to meet new people in the area. I work overnight at a hotel downtown so... learn more about me »