You should probably look elsewhere if you:
* Are homophobic, sexist, or other *-ist
* Think other people should convert to your religion
* Are looking for marriage, white picket fences, or help creating mini humans

Still here? Excellent, here's more about me:

Things I _have_ done: live in the sketchiest district of San Francisco (and watch people shoot up heroin on the street). live on the beach in San Diego (and learn to herd sheep with my border collie). sell my possessions. travel around the U.S. in a motorhome for a year. sell the rest of my possessions. spend another year traveling abroad. housesit for a month in rural France (w/o knowing any French). scuba dive in Thailand. dance in Berlin. meet adventurous and crazy and sometimes annoying people all over the world. discover. dream. code. recognize that I have a lot of privilege in this world, and try not to let that go to waste.

Things I _will_ do: acquire a pilot's licence. find cross-step waltz enthusiasts. read ALL the things. enjoy ALL the memes. learn to live in the moment.

Things I _will have_ done: completed this question. completed an online dating profile. you.

Wait, what?

Moving on...

I'm in an open relationship, which weirds some people out. I'm not just looking for random hookups, though... I'm a big fan of intimate friendships. If you have any questions, please ask.

I like people who like other people, and aren't hung up on labeling or judging or putting them in boxes. Physically, I'm attracted to a wide range of women and don't really have a "type", but edgy isn't bad. I mention this because I realize I don't look the part, but my most recent I-saw-her-on-the-street crush had tattoos, short dyed white hair, blue lipstick and facial piercings.

If you wear blue lipstick, message me immediately.