Something I learned from the last person I dated is Assumption is the mother of all Fuckups

I want to make a t-shirt that says 100% Moroccan

Design your ideal mate: the brain of Nitszche and the body of Sarah Shahi

My idea of a great date is no frill drink by the water

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was get married once

My picture(s) reveal that I am a Gypsy

The first section I turn to in the Stranger is savage love

My guiltiest pleasure is beer

When stuck in gridlock I text

The last show I saw was not interesting

Great sex calls for lots of spanking and touching

The quickest way to my heart is my mind The quickest way to my bed is my brain And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked semi-raw

A fault my friends tease me about is my timeliness

One night stands can be awkward

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm going to the shore

Talk about irony: I am single yet happy

One sport I will never get is curling

The last time I made an ass out of myself, I was real foolish and young

When I die, I believe I will go to dog heaven

For delicious results, add one part moroccan and mix it with one part anything you got

When I was a kid, I actually owned a tricyle

PBR or Red Hook

White meat or Dark Meat

Electric or Acoustic

Early Bird or Night Owl

Christina Hendricks or Keira Knightly

Jason Segel or Ryan Gosling

Surf or Snow

Cowboy or Indian

Snorer or Sleeptalker

Black or Cream and Sugar

Fremont or Capitol Hill

Tent or Hotel

New York or L.A.

Beatles or Stones

iPhone or Android

Itunes or Everyday/Best Buy

Kittens or Puppies

Vampire or Zombie

Elliot Bay or Amazon

Pinball or Pool

Trusty Scarf or Testy Poncho

Casket or Cremation

Bath or Shower

Crunchy or Smooth

Glee or Downton Abbey

Talk or Action

Murphy's Law or Karma

Triple Door or Showbox

I-5 or Aurora