If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming? Robin Williams, Neil Degrasse Tyson, John Waters and Anthony Weiner.

What kind of person are you attracted to? Smart, Curious, Silly, Crude, Sensitive, Aggressive, Quiet, Offensive, Understanding, Deviant, Honest, Impulsive, Organized, Bananas, and Motivated.

How far will you travel to meet the right person? To the Moon!, anywhere else is just too damned far!

Who’s someone you’d like to be trapped in a confined space with? A polymath with a wry smile.

If I could change one thing about Seattle, it would be: Pick one day a week where everybody has to be as outgoing as humanly possible, it's a race.

If I could only eat one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be: Banan... oh, um, I mean Avocados, thought you had me all figured out there huh!

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are banana candy and banana sports cars

Something I learned from the last person I dated is you can never have too many bananas!

If I could take back one thing I said this week it would be "I think I had to many bananas!"

Design your ideal mate: the brain of cougar and the body of banana

I want to make a t-shirt that says I'm bananas for BANANAS!

My idea of a great date is solid suffocating slightly sanctimonious stranger scaring silliness!, seriously

My picture(s) reveal that I am childish, but not childlike

The quickest way to my heart is to be Bananas! The quickest way to my bed is silly jokes and smelling good (but not necessarily like bananas) And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked ...bananas don't lay eggs! That's crazy talk.

One night stands can be a funtime power-hour, or alternately soul crushing and harrowing

Great sex calls for lots of tickles and giggles

A fault my friends tease me about is i'm bananas, hahahahahahaha!

When I die, I believe I will go the big invisable banana tree at the bottom of the ocean where the banana birds live