What is something that people are surprised to find out about you? I once thought I could make a career out of doing cartoon voices.

How far will you travel to meet the right person? That depends... how right is this person? If he was like my epic soulmate that you only read about in books, I'd probably go anywhere short of into space. I don't think I can afford to reach escape velocity. So, anywhere on the planet. On an unrelated note, please check out my kickstarter campaign to fund my space flight. :P

What's something you want to do but haven't? I love to travel, but funds have been scarce the last ~5 years. Someday I still want to visit Australia, Thailand, South America, Italy, Greece, Germany, Sweden, Iceland, and go on an African safari. But I'd be down for visiting almost anywhere.

Who’s someone you’d like to be trapped in a confined space with? How confined, like a coffin? Are we running out of air? Or is this like an elevator situation? I always wanted to get it on in an elevator. But then again I also want to get out of this box. I bet MacGyver could get us out. So, um, how about MacGyver, sans mullet.

If I could change one thing about Seattle, it would be: An extensive subway system.

One book everyone should read is: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I first read it when I was 11 and I keep coming back to it.

Who would you like to play you in the movie of your life? Who would probably get the part instead? I'd love it to be Jennifer Lawrence. But it would probably go to Ellen Page.

If I could only eat one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be: Avocados.

Something I learned from the last person I dated is be on the same page

Design your ideal mate: the brain of Ted Mosby and the body of Rivers Cuomo

I want to make a t-shirt that says NPC

My idea of a great date is easy conversation and totally not awkward

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was online dating

My picture(s) reveal that I am better looking in person

My guiltiest pleasure is ice cream

When stuck in gridlock I dance in my seat

The quickest way to my heart is by opening yours The quickest way to my bed is by smelling sexy And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked benedict (if we go out), or sunny-side up with some nice buttery toast (if we stay in)

One night stands can be risky

A fault my friends tease me about is becoming a crazy cat lady

The last show I saw was Muse

Great sex calls for lots of hydration

Talk about irony: I am introverted yet outspoken

When I die, I believe I will go become worm food

The last time I made an ass out of myself, I laughed it off

For delicious results, add one part mac and mix it with one part cheese

When I was a kid, I actually owned a Spuds MacKenzie plushie

Early Bird or Night Owl

Black or Cream and Sugar

Jason Segel or Ryan Gosling

New York or L.A.

Kittens or Puppies

Itunes or Everyday/Best Buy

Vampire or Zombie

Trusty Scarf or Testy Poncho

Thongs or Boy Briefs

Casket or Cremation

Bath or Shower

Glee or Downton Abbey

Waterwheel or Walrus & Carpenter

Triple Door or Showbox