||Average, Curvy, Height / Weight proportionate
||Blue w / green sunburst & gold trim
Man for Dating
||Democrat, Independent, Socialist, Soft Left, Leftie, Liberal
||I've only tried pot, and it does not agree with me
|I get around town via: Car, Public Transportation, Bicycle, Walk
|My dietary preferences are: Conscious Omnivore
|I spend my free time: Reading, Sex, Drinking, Watching movies, Dining out, Sleeping, Communing with nature, Gardening, Cooking, Hiking, Rock Climbing, Salsa Dancing
|Funniest Thing: A squirrel smoking a cigarette
Shy, quirky, easy-going geek
I'm told I am an amalgam of Daria and Liz Lemon. I am very quiet with people I just met, but I can be very talkative and animated with my close friends. I am patient, generous, and extremely punctual. I am known to be honest to a fault. As I am quite introverted, I spend a lot of that time when others are talking by observing others. Add honesty to being observative, and you get someone who often calls people on their bullshit. However, I'm getting better at keeping my mouth shut when it's better to say nothing at all. One of my biggest pet peeves is when people don't adequately proofread their writing. I recently (summer 2011) underwent a major career change, and currently work on the website at a non-profit. Even more recently (summer 2012), I bought a 95-year-old house that I'm slowly fixing up. Here is a list of random things I love: Depeche Mode, cheese, Legend of Zelda, Weezer, Doctor Who, Archer, Game of Thrones (both the books and show), karaoke, The Golden Compass (the books, not the movie), mangos, Idiocracy, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and Star Trek. You should be intelligent, considerate, honest, loyal, know how to have fun, and know how to relax and let things be.
What is something that people are surprised to find out about you? I once thought I could make a career out of doing cartoon voices.
How far will you travel to meet the right person? That depends... how right is this person? If he was like my epic soulmate that you only read about in books, I'd probably go anywhere short of into space. I don't think I can afford to reach escape velocity. So, anywhere on the planet. On an unrelated note, please check out my kickstarter campaign to fund my space flight. :P
What's something you want to do but haven't? I love to travel, but funds have been scarce the last ~5 years. Someday I still want to visit Australia, Thailand, South America, Italy, Greece, Germany, Sweden, Iceland, and go on an African safari. But I'd be down for visiting almost anywhere.
Who’s someone you’d like to be trapped in a confined space with? How confined, like a coffin? Are we running out of air? Or is this like an elevator situation? I always wanted to get it on in an elevator. But then again I also want to get out of this box. I bet MacGyver could get us out. So, um, how about MacGyver, sans mullet.
If I could change one thing about Seattle, it would be: An extensive subway system.
One book everyone should read is: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I first read it when I was 11 and I keep coming back to it.
Who would you like to play you in the movie of your life? Who would probably get the part instead? I'd love it to be Jennifer Lawrence. But it would probably go to Ellen Page.
If I could only eat one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be: Avocados.
Something I learned from the last person I dated is be on the same page
Design your ideal mate: the brain of Ted Mosby and the body of Rivers Cuomo
I want to make a t-shirt that says NPC
My idea of a great date is easy conversation and totally not awkward
Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was online dating
My picture(s) reveal that I am better looking in person
My guiltiest pleasure is ice cream
When stuck in gridlock I dance in my seat
The quickest way to my heart is by opening yours The quickest way to my bed is by smelling sexy And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked benedict (if we go out), or sunny-side up with some nice buttery toast (if we stay in)
One night stands can be risky
A fault my friends tease me about is becoming a crazy cat lady
The last show I saw was Muse
Great sex calls for lots of hydration
Talk about irony: I am introverted yet outspoken
When I die, I believe I will go become worm food
The last time I made an ass out of myself, I laughed it off
For delicious results, add one part mac and mix it with one part cheese
When I was a kid, I actually owned a Spuds MacKenzie plushie
Early Bird or Night Owl
Black or Cream and Sugar
Jason Segel or Ryan Gosling
New York or L.A.
Kittens or Puppies
Itunes or Everyday/Best Buy
Vampire or Zombie
Trusty Scarf or Testy Poncho
Thongs or Boy Briefs
Casket or Cremation
Bath or Shower
Glee or Downton Abbey
Waterwheel or Walrus & Carpenter
Triple Door or Showbox