What is something that people are surprised to find out about you? I can sing the Tab commercial backwards.

What kind of person are you attracted to? Big, strapping, outdoorsy men (preferably but not necesarily on horseback) with better things to do than watch television. Fem-ish, capable women around my age. Just be funny, smart, available and outside.

What's something you want to do but haven't? build a cabin in the woods, run a ranch (or at least live on it)

One book everyone should read is: Pilgrim at Tinker Creek, by Annie Dillard

One movie everyone should see is: This is Spinal Tap

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are married and mean

Something I learned from the last person I dated is Don't make me chase you; I'll get bored and wander off.

I want to make a t-shirt that says I heart Pottersville

Design your ideal mate: the brain of Lisa Simpson and the body of Paul Bunyan

My idea of a great date is galloping

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was teach

The first section I turn to in the Stranger is 1st page

When stuck in gridlock I car dance

My guiltiest pleasure is hours of Leo Messi videos

The last show I saw was please...I'm a mom.

Great sex calls for lots of expression

A fault my friends tease me about is being too forgiving

The quickest way to my heart is through the chest The quickest way to my bed is through the living room And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked .

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm grading papers, writing music or shooting my sons with their nerf guns.

Talk about irony: I am a feminist yet into power play

One sport I will never get is golf. BORING

The last time I made an ass out of myself, I said so

When I die, I believe I will go .

When I was a kid, I actually owned a set of model John Deere tractors

White meat or Dark Meat

Early Bird or Night Owl

Tent or Hotel

Elliot Bay or Amazon

Casket or Cremation

Murphy's Law or Karma