What is something that people are surprised to find out about you? I find fake nails and jet whip terrifying.

Where do you like to hang out? the beach

What kind of person are you attracted to? Silly, girly, creative, talkative, adventurous, with not a lot of hang-ups. Somebody who's down to put on elaborate face paint just to walk to the video store.

How far will you travel to meet the right person? Not the east side. There is NOTHING that could bring me to Bellevue.

What's something you want to do but haven't? Skydive.

Top Five Songs You Play For Your Friends? Top Five When You're By Yourself? With friends: Walk don't run by The Ventures, Inner Booty by Soophie nun squad, 212 by Azealia Banks, Show me by Mint Royal, and Pony by Ginuwine. By myself: Unchained Melody by Righteous Brothers, I'm the only one by Melissa Ethridge, Broken face by the pixies, Two become One by Spice Girls, and Run up that hill by Kate Bush

If I could change one thing about Seattle, it would be: The shitty shitty shitty weather.

One thing about Seattle I would never change is: Dick's burgers.

One movie everyone should see is: The Muppet movie

What bands do you always find yourself talking shit about? Grunge bands.

If I could only eat one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be: Japanese.

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are bigots and people unwilling to try new things.

Something I learned from the last person I dated is bitches be trippin!

Design your ideal mate: the brain of Joss Whedon and the body of Christina Hendricks

My idea of a great date is getting all dressed up and dancing then going night swimming.

My picture(s) reveal that I am trying to be an anime character.

The first section I turn to in the Stranger is Last Days

When stuck in gridlock I watch netflix of my phone.

My guiltiest pleasure is all of my pleasures are guilty.

The last show I saw was Paradiso/Afro Jack

Great sex calls for lots of communication.

A fault my friends tease me about is having way too many clothes.

One night stands can be sketchy.

The quickest way to my heart is someone taking me on adventures. The quickest way to my bed is being GGG. And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked with ghost chili salt.

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm still sleeping...

Talk about irony: I am covered in tattoos yet I'd never get a piercing.

One sport I will never get is football.

The last time I made an ass out of myself, I drove all the way to the George and realized I left my ticket taped on my wall...

When I die, I believe I will go hopefully dumped into the puget sound and eaten by fishies.

For delicious results, add one part spicy shit and mix it with one part spicier shit.

When I was a kid, I actually owned a porno mag that I had hidden in the woods.

PBR or Red Hook

White meat or Dark Meat

Electric or Acoustic

Early Bird or Night Owl

Christina Hendricks or Keira Knightly

Surf or Snow

Cowboy or Indian

Snorer or Sleeptalker

Black or Cream and Sugar

Fremont or Capitol Hill

Tent or Hotel

New York or L.A.

Beatles or Stones

iPhone or Android

Kittens or Puppies

Itunes or Everyday/Best Buy

Vampire or Zombie

Elliot Bay or Amazon

Pinball or Pool

Bath or Shower

Netflix or Hulu

Talk or Action

Crunchy or Smooth

Glee or Downton Abbey

Murphy's Law or Karma

SAM or Frye

Bike or Bus

Triple Door or Showbox

I-5 or Aurora