||Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship
||Big and beautiful
Man for Dating
Man for Friendship
||Work / Life Balance Personified
||Depends on which ones
|I get around town via: Car, Public Transportation, Walk
|My dietary preferences are: Conscious Omnivore
|I spend my free time: Reading, Watching movies, Dining out
|Funniest Thing: A man chasing a dog. And the dog has a ham in its mouth
Collecting awkward stories.
I look for the same thing in a dude that I look for in a friend (dude or otherwise)...someone who appreciates letting go and having fun, but doesn't require babysitting. Someone articulate, intelligent and into sarcasm. Someone who's kind to servers, knows how to tip and holds the door open for people - in other words, just be courteous whether it's a stranger or a friend. Someone thoughtful and considerate (no flakes), but whose chops I can bust and vice versa. I'm a big pinko commie liberal, so please be left of center. I like to cook, so I hope you like to eat.
I'm pretty easy to get along with. I've got my own thing going on, so you should too...we don't have to have all the same interests, we just need to be compatible and really into each other. I think it's healthy to have Do Your Own Thing time balanced with time together...it gives you stuff to talk about. Besides, it also means I won't drag you to the umpteenth Depeche Mode dance party.
That said, if you like Depeche Mode (or any/all synth pop/new wave/dark wave), camping, cooking, watching and discussing good and terrible movies, going to shows, "that's what she said", pretty brunettes and breakfast food, chill neighborhood bars, warm summer days indoors, getting in the water, and/or Sunday Fundays, hit me up.
Where do you like to hang out? the Roanoke, the Unicorn, El Chupacabra Alki, very specific and limited places on Ballard Ave (yuppies go home).
What kind of person are you attracted to? "What kind?" I don't know - someone with a big brain who isn't pretentious about it.
What's something you want to do but haven't? Jump out of a plane
One movie everyone should see is: Machete. And Weather Underground.
If I could only eat one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be: Mexican. It's more than just melted Cheddar cheese, people.
I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are Republicans and other than that, I'm pretty flexible.
Design your ideal mate: the brain of Louis CK and the body of Louis CK
Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was purchase neopolitan ice cream as an adult.
My picture(s) reveal that I am not into doing that duck-face thing.
My guiltiest pleasure is terrible remixed dance music.
The first section I turn to in the Stranger is Last Days.
When stuck in gridlock I turn up the music.
The last show I saw was Still Falling.
One night stands can be awkward.
Great sex calls for lots of naked
The quickest way to my heart is big words. The quickest way to my bed is a solid second base make-out. And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked over easy with a potato product..
A fault my friends tease me about is telling very detailed circuitous stories.
It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm in bed regardless
One sport I will never get is NASCAR.
The last time I made an ass out of myself, I shrugged. It happens.
When I die, I believe I will go away
For delicious results, add one part sand and mix it with one part water
When I was a kid, I actually owned a book made up of survivor and coroner accounts of bear maulings. Accidental parental purchase. I still have it.
PBR or Red Hook
White meat or Dark Meat
Electric or Acoustic
Early Bird or Night Owl
Christina Hendricks or Keira Knightly
Surf or Snow
Jason Segel or Ryan Gosling
Cowboy or Indian
Snorer or Sleeptalker
Black or Cream and Sugar
Fremont or Capitol Hill
Kittens or Puppies
Casket or Cremation
Bath or Shower
Netflix or Hulu
Talk or Action
Crunchy or Smooth
Murphy's Law or Karma
Bike or Bus
I-5 or Aurora