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Characteristics
Gender:
Woman
Current Status:
Single
Looking for:
Friends, Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship
Body Type:
Slender, Average, Curvy, Athletic
Eyes:
Blue
Height:
5' 04"
Hair Type:
Blonde, Brown, Red, Auburn
Age:
27
Seeks:
Man for Dating

Profile
Education:
College graduate
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Religion:
Agnostic
Political Leanings:
Liberal
City:
Kirkland
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Time will tell.
Habits
Smoking:
Not cigarettes, get it?
Drinking:
Socially
Personality
I get around town via: Car, Walk
My dietary preferences are: Vegetarian
I spend my free time: Reading, Creating, Drinking, Playing sports, Working out, Dining out, Sleeping
Funniest Thing: Letters To Wendy's

At least there'll be adventure.

I'm a twenty-six year old woman, who is comfortable in her life and in her own skin. I'm sometimes clever, often thoughtful, and occasionally too sarcastic. I'm a pretty good person with problems and idiosyncrasies like everyone else. But, I have learned to be unafraid of making mistakes, and of taking chances. I consider myself a pretty well rounded person. A few examples, I can explain the difference between a IPA and pale ale. Or discuss the merits of the Oxford Comma. And, I make excellent pizza, apple pie, and cocktails. You know, the important things in life.

The short-list of things I really appreciate: Quick minds and quicker wits. The beauty of a well-turned phrase. Volunteers and humanitarians. Creativity and logic. Fellow whiskey drinkers, and dog owners. Scrabble prowess. Coffee, coffee, coffee. Baseball games in the summer, football games in the fall. Good conversation over cold beer. The way the mountains look on my drive home from work.

Deeper

If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming? Jesus, Bill Maher, George Carlin, and George W. Bush - If you very much appreciate the hilarity that would ensue as a result of this dinner party, please get in contact with me ASAP.

What kind of person are you attracted to? A person who has a strong sense of self, and knows how to balance intelligence and wit with open-mindedness and compassion. He will recognize that this is a big and diverse world that we live in and that there is always more to learn. Men who are talkative, mischievous, and able to laugh at themselves. Someone who is a fantastic friend. People who smile - and mean it.

What's something you want to do but haven't? Swim in the Mediterranean.

Who’s someone you’d like to be trapped in a confined space with? Someone who is a cross between Macgyver and Houdini.

One book everyone should read is: A Farewell to Arms

If I could only eat one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be: Pizza

Fill It

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are ignorance and arrogance

Something I learned from the last person I dated is that George Carlin was a genius.

Design your ideal mate: the brain of a great writer and the body of a lumberjack

My picture(s) reveal that I am a dog owner.

My idea of a great date is beer and banter

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was bungee jumping.

My guiltiest pleasure is NYT op-eds.

The quickest way to my heart is a quick wit The quickest way to my bed is whisky And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked over-easy

The last show I saw was Austin City Limits

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm putting off going for my long run.

Talk about irony: I am introverted yet I love social gatherings

One sport I will never get is nascar.

When I die, I believe I will go down fighting

When I was a kid, I actually owned a pogo stick

In and Out

PBR or Red Hook

Electric or Acoustic

Early Bird or Night Owl

Cowboy or Indian

Surf or Snow

Black or Cream and Sugar

Library Card or Amazon

Beatles or Stones

Kittens or Puppies

Ocean or Lake

Pinball or Pool

Bath or Shower

Crunchy or Smooth

Talk or Action

Murphy's Law or Karma

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