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Gender:
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Man
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Current Status:
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Single
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Looking for:
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Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship
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Body Type:
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Slender
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Eyes:
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Hazel
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Height:
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5' 08"
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Hair Type:
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Black
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Age:
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33
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Seeks:
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Woman for Dating

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Education:
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Some college
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Ethnicity:
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Caucasian
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Religion:
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Atheist
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Political Leanings:
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Moderate
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Neighborhood:
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Capitol Hill
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City:
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Seattle
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Occupation:
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Tattoo Shop Owner / Manager
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Have Children:
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No
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Want Children:
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Not Sure
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Smoking:
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Regularly
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Drinking:
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Socially
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Drugs:
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Depends on which ones
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I get around town via: Car, Public Transportation, Walk
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I spend my free time: Reading, Creating, Watching movies, Stand up shows
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Average, Dark, and Funny
So here's me: I love movies, the golden age of T.V. we're living in, stand up comedy, improv, podcasts, and writing. One of my favorite things is real conversation while one my least favorite things is small talk. I'm the owner/manager of a local tattoo shop and an aspiring comedy writer and maybe a stand up if I can ever get the balls to go up. I live in the Capitol Hill neighborhood and I have an obscenely adorable Corgie puppy. I guess that's about it. If you're intersted in any of those things feel free to hit me up.
If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming? Bill Hicks, Catherine O'hara, Penn Jilette, Louis C.K.
Where do you like to hang out? Clever Dunnes, Comedy Underground, Captain Black's, any stand up open mic
What kind of person are you attracted to? Smart, Opinionated, Cute, Tomboyish, Nerdy
What's something you want to do but haven't? Skydive, Travel Internationally
If I could change one thing about Seattle, it would be: The ridiculous parking problem.
One book everyone should read is: "God is not Great" - Christopher Hitchens
What bands do you always find yourself talking shit about? Nickelback, Anything Dubstep
One movie everyone should see is: A Clockwork Orange
Something I learned from the last person I dated is I probably shouldn't date vegans.
Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was get tattooed
My guiltiest pleasure is brownies
When stuck in gridlock I listen to stand up comedy.
The quickest way to my heart is through my chest. The quickest way to my bed is down the hall first door on the left. And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked scrambled.
A fault my friends tease me about is over analyzing
One sport I will never get is curling.
When I die, I believe I will go to the crematorium.
When I was a kid, I actually owned a bunch of hammer pants.
White meat or Dark Meat
Electric or Acoustic
Early Bird or Night Owl
Christina Hendricks or Keira Knightly
Surf or Snow
Cowboy or Indian
Snorer or Sleeptalker
Black or Cream and Sugar
Jason Segel or Ryan Gosling
Fremont or Capitol Hill
Tent or Hotel
New York or L.A.
Beatles or Stones
iPhone or Android
Kittens or Puppies
Itunes or Everyday/Best Buy
Vampire or Zombie
Elliot Bay or Amazon
Pinball or Pool
Thongs or Boy Briefs
Casket or Cremation
Bath or Shower
Netflix or Hulu
Crunchy or Smooth
Talk or Action
Murphy's Law or Karma
Waterwheel or Walrus & Carpenter
Bike or Bus
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