What is something that people are surprised to find out about you? I used to be a deputy coroner. Also, I have musical and linguistic Synesthesia!

If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming? Mila Kunis, Brett Erlich, Aisha Tyler and Jake Gyllenhaal. I think we'd have a roaring good time.

Where do you like to hang out? on my couch on dark days; Woodland Park or Greenlake on Sunny days

What kind of person are you attracted to? hipsters. i know. it hurts to say it.

How far will you travel to meet the right person? any, as long as it's somewhere I want to go

What's something you want to do but haven't? Grow a backbone when it counts.

Top Five Songs You Play For Your Friends? Top Five When You're By Yourself? THEM: "Child Star" - The Unicorns, "Sweet Leaf" - Black Sabbath, "Hearts on Fire" - Cut Copy, entire "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea" album by Neutral Milk Hotel, "El Scorcho" - Weezer ME: "Impossible Soul" - Sufjan Stevens, "No Children" - the Mountain Goats, "Donald Trump" - Mac Miller, entire "Sleigh Bells" album, "Intervention" - Arcade Fire

Who’s someone you’d like to be trapped in a confined space with? Demetri Martin. He's Smart enough to probably get us out; hilarious enough that I wouldn't care if he didn't.

My radio dial is usually tuned to: Off, I hate commercials. I listen to my iPod. I get new music by following bands I like and mix-tape recommendations from friends. You know, the old-fashioned way.

If I could change one thing about Seattle, it would be: Dear Seattle, You are IDIOTS and FOOLS for voting yes on that tunnel. You will get what your poor decisions deserve. >:C

One book everyone should read is: "Omnivore's Dilemma" by Michael Pollan. It'll change the way you eat forever (but not in that Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle" sort of way).

What bands do you always find yourself talking shit about? of Montreal, DFA1979, Phish, DMB,

One movie everyone should see is: The BQE

Who would you like to play you in the movie of your life? Who would probably get the part instead? Carrie Brownstein. Christina Ricci.

Ever have a Jerry Springer moment minus the cameras? yes.

If I could only eat one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be: like going blind or deaf or losing another sense! I live by taste!

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are regressive social ideals and more than 3 cats

Something I learned from the last person I dated is trust your instincts

If I could take back one thing I said this week it would be "Yes, this is she" (to a telemarketer)

Design your ideal mate: the brain of James Franco and the body of Jude Law

I want to make a t-shirt that says "Belle & Sebastian: FUCKING AWESOME"

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was go tanning

My picture(s) reveal that I am indiscriminate about switching between glasses/contacts and change my hair often.

My idea of a great date is some way excellent food, outdoor vieweing of Jurassic Park, a nightcap then humping till dawn

The first section I turn to in the Stranger is I, ANONYMOUS

My guiltiest pleasure is Mac Miller. THUMBS UP

When stuck in gridlock I lane jockey like a champ on my scooter--suckers!

I know they say "Everybody Loves Raymond ", but I never have.

The last show I saw was The Surfjohn Stevens Christmas Sing-A-Long: Seasonal Affective Disorder Yuletide Pageant On Ice. Seriously the best show I've ever seen in my life!

Great sex calls for lots of hair-pulling, spanking, tumbling, laughing, cherishing every curve, mole, flaw you partner has.

The quickest way to my heart is make me laugh! The quickest way to my bed is talk music to me. And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked poached.

A fault my friends tease me about is I can be a chatterbox

One night stands can be enlightening

Talk about irony: I am a "big mouth" yet I actually have a very small mouth

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm at work. always at work.

When I die, I believe I will go to a coroner's office where my naked body will be examined by several strangers.

Something people keep buying me for gifts and I never use is food. I can MAKE food.

The last time I made an ass out of myself, I at least made my ex really uncomfortable in the process

One sport I will never get is quidditch. seems pretty fake.

For delicious results, add one part heavy cream and mix it with one part ribboned egg yolks & sugar

Michael Jackson was creepy

When I was a kid, I actually owned a My Little Pony Castle!

PBR or Red Hook

White meat or Dark Meat

Electric or Acoustic

Early Bird or Night Owl

Christina Hendricks or Keira Knightly

Surf or Snow

Snorer or Sleeptalker

Black or Cream and Sugar

Cowboy or Indian

New York or L.A.

Library Card or Amazon

Fremont or Capitol Hill

Ballard or West Seattle

Beatles or Stones

iPhone or Android

Ocean or Lake

Jack White or Jack Black

Barsuk or Fantagraphics

Kittens or Puppies

Pinball or Pool

Thongs or Boy Briefs

Elliot Bay or Amazon

Trusty Scarf or Testy Poncho

Netflix or Hulu

Talk or Action

Crunchy or Smooth

Glee or Downton Abbey

Tom Douglas or Matt Dillon

Murphy's Law or Karma

Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas

Waterwheel or Walrus & Carpenter

Comet or Canlis

SAM or Frye

Bike or Bus

OTB or ACT

Triple Door or Showbox

Tushy or Tuchus

I-5 or Aurora