Something I learned from the last person I dated is if they don't drink or smoke it's hard.

Design your ideal mate: the brain of a musical theorist and the body of early Lita Ford lol

I want to make a t-shirt that says FUCK THE MAINSTREAM

My picture(s) reveal that I am a metalhead

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was I dunno

My idea of a great date is havin a couple of drinks and going to a concert or stayin in and catching a flick.

The first section I turn to in the Stranger is CONCERTS

When stuck in gridlock I FUCKIN SCREAM AHHHH

My guiltiest pleasure is SNES and DDR

The last show I saw was Dethklok and Mastodon

The quickest way to my heart is connecting on the same musical level The quickest way to my bed is make seductive innuendo And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked over easy

Great sex calls for lots of noise

A fault my friends tease me about is lots of things

One night stands can be disasterous

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm watching football

Talk about irony: I am funny yet somber

One sport I will never get is curling

When I die, I believe I will go to Metal Heaven

The last time I made an ass out of myself, I fell down the stairs

Something people keep buying me for gifts and I never use is nothing

Michael Jackson was fuckin weird

For delicious results, add one part Crown Royal and mix it with one part Coke

When I was a kid, I actually owned a SNES

Starbucks or Victrola

PBR or Red Hook

Electric or Acoustic

White meat or Dark Meat

Early Bird or Night Owl

Princess Leia or Princess Amidala

Snorer or Sleeptalker

Black or Cream and Sugar

Cowboy or Indian

Surf or Snow

New York or L.A.

Library Card or Amazon

Beatles or Stones

Jack White or Jack Black

Kittens or Puppies

Trusty Scarf or Testy Poncho

Thongs or Boy Briefs

Manray or Eagle

Casket or Cremation

Bath or Shower

Scarecrow or Hollywood

Butch or Femme

Talk or Action

Murphy's Law or Karma

I-5 or Aurora