Where are your local haunts? The Hopvine, Canterbury

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are aggression and incessant talkers

Something I learned from the last person I dated is to live life.

Design your ideal mate: the brain of Sherman Alexie and the body of Paul Newman (circa 1965)

If I could take back one thing I said this week it would be I'd love to watch your turtles while you're on vacation.

My idea of a great date is yummy drinks and easy conversation.

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was buy a pair of Chaco's

My picture(s) reveal that I am young at heart.

When stuck in gridlock I say "see ya suckahs" from the seat of my bike.

The first section I turn to in the Stranger is the books section.

My guiltiest pleasure is onion rings and beer.

The last show I saw was the Fruit Bats

Great sex calls for lots of anything and everything.

The quickest way to my heart is modesty and good humor The quickest way to my bed is a fabulous kiss And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked over easy!

A fault my friends tease me about is my tendency to get grumpy when I'm hungry.

One night stands can be a waste. Or the best thing that ever happened to you.

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm reading in bed with a cup o' coffee

Talk about irony: I am sincere yet silly

One sport I will never get is football. But I love futbol.

The last time I made an ass out of myself, I shook my head and laughed.

When I die, I believe I will go into the nothing and the everything.

Michael Jackson was a child once.

When I was a kid, I actually owned a bb gun and a honda 50.

Starbucks or Victrola

PBR or Red Hook

Electric or Acoustic

White meat or Dark Meat

Early Bird or Night Owl

Surf or Snow

Snorer or Sleeptalker

Black or Cream and Sugar

Library Card or Amazon

Beatles or Stones

Jack White or Jack Black

Kittens or Puppies

Manray or Eagle

Trusty Scarf or Testy Poncho

Casket or Cremation

Bath or Shower

Scarecrow or Hollywood

Murphy's Law or Karma