Something I learned from the last person I dated is that I don't want to date men.

If I could take back one thing I said this week it would be a better world.

Design your ideal mate: the brain of dolphin and the body of mermaid

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was get married.

My picture(s) reveal that I am one hot mama.

My guiltiest pleasure is chocolate bread

The quickest way to my heart is be real. The quickest way to my bed is be naked. And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked and my coffee hot.

One night stands can be exhausting

Great sex calls for lots of freedom

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm walking on the beach with my kids.

Something people keep buying me for gifts and I never use is puffy paint.

Electric or Acoustic

Early Bird or Night Owl

Surf or Snow

Snorer or Sleeptalker

New York or L.A.

Library Card or Amazon

Beatles or Stones

Kittens or Puppies

Jack White or Jack Black

Thongs or Boy Briefs

Casket or Cremation

Bath or Shower

Talk or Action

Murphy's Law or Karma