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Characteristics

Gender:	Man
Current Status:	Single
Looking for:	Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship
Body Type:	Average
Eyes:	Blue
Height:	6' 01"
Hair Type:	Brown
Age:	45
Seeks:	Woman for Dating

Profile

Education:	Graduate school
Ethnicity:	Caucasian
Religion:	Atheist, But I do hope there is some karma out there
Political Leanings:	Far Left
Neighborhood:	Cap Hill
City:	Seattle
Occupation:	Teacher
Have Children:	Yes, living with me part-time
Want Children:	Not Sure

Habits

Smoking:	Never
Drinking:	Socially
Drugs:	Depends on which ones

Personality

I get around town via: Car, Walk
My dietary preferences are: Indiscriminate Omnivore
I spend my free time: Engaging in anti-social behavior
Funniest Thing: Gumby

Crossing the Rubicon...Again.

I'm looking for a kind person. Both similarities and differences are okay with me. It's important to have your own space at times while sharing your life with someone.

I enjoy going to see rock shows, hanging out in a cafe drinking coffee with a good book, or conversation. I really enjoy establishing new customs with a partner as one learns so much. In essence, we create our lives during a renaissance period of discovery. Regarding one of the photos below, it was Halloween dress up day at school and not an alter ego--though it can be tempting

Overall, I have a "live and let live" attitude and accept people for who they are rather than complain about who they are not. I put a premium on loyalty as I believe it is a lost art that has been stored in that massive "Raiders of the Lost Ark" warehouse. I want to have fun and stop worrying about the mundane aspects of life. I mean really, how much time do we have left on this mortal coil?

I use way too many parentheses in my sentences (just like this one); I go to Europe every year (as a chaperone--damn, another one); I don't have that many dealbreakers, but neo-fascist organization membership or Republican Party affiliation would be two of them.

I admit that I have a man-crush on Daniel Craig as the new James Bond as well as being secure enough with my manhood to admit it. Oh, I do wear a bright pink shirt to work which my students find "daring." Some even refer to my goofy shirts as "sassy" as well. I'm certain they have a secret language and it's all code for something.

I may be one of the safest dates (other than the teachers or clergymen on this site) because we are all subject to background checks (well, except the clergy) by the FBI and Washington State Patrol, just in case you were worried by the Joker outfit.

I have an adorable 9 year old girl that I have taken to Europe already. We spent time together in London and Paris. She's rather artistic like dear old dad and has a penchant for vampires--go figure. If you have children, that's great too. We like going to Volunteer Park when it is warmer and play in the wading pool. We both go to used CD/DVD stores during a nice walk around Broadway.

Deeper

What is something that people are surprised to find out about you? My hair is real and not receding, thank you very much.

If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming? They would have to have some good words of wisdom. First Mother Theresa ("If you judge people, you have no time to love them."); Also, this person named Anonymous (strange name) has a good one as well ("We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."); Winston Churchill would be quite amusing ("I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."); Finally, Sigmund Freud ("America is a mistake, a giant mistake."). Now for the cocktails...

Where are your local haunts? I'll let you know after I'm dead. I have a few scores to settle.

How far will you travel to meet the right partner? The couch.

What songs would be on the soundtrack of your life? The Bitterest Pill (I've Ever Had to Swallow) by the Jam; What Difference Does it Make-The Smiths; The Warmth of the Sun-Beach Boys; So Why So Sad-Manic Street Preachers; Aggro-The Enemy; All or Nothing-Small Faces; St. Swithin's Day-Billy Bragg. Not to mention, my last band is on I-Tunes.

What's something you want to do but haven't? Scale the walls of Graceland.

Who’s someone you’d like to be trapped in a confined space with? Anyone that is not armed.

If I could change one thing about Seattle, it would be: the passive-aggressive weather.

Ever have a Jerry Springer moment minus the cameras? Yes.

Fill It

If I could take back one thing I said this week it would be something I can't repeat

Design your ideal mate: the brain of Bozo and the body of Princess Leia--you know the scene...

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was continue to make a fool of myself.

My idea of a great date is sharing a croc monsieur in Paris

My picture(s) reveal that I am Uhhhhhhhh...

The first section I turn to in the Stranger is the help wanted ads for strippers. Hey, it's my summer job!

When stuck in gridlock I moon people driving Hummers.

My guiltiest pleasure is the Bay City Rollers.

The quickest way to my heart is with a scalpel The quickest way to my bed is heading north And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked so they don't taste like eggs.

A fault my friends tease me about is that I have so many that they've started on Volume I.

Great sex calls for lots of kleenex.

The last show I saw was Paul Weller

One night stands can be brief

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm drinking coffee and, yeah, just drinking coffee.

Talk about irony: I am dead but I have yet to be told

One sport I will never get is Cricket

Something people keep buying me for gifts and I never use is doilies for my coffee table

When I die, I believe I will go in an attractive urn

For delicious results, add one part vodka and mix it with one part orange juice

Michael Jackson was really Tito