What is something that people are surprised to find out about you? I'm a lot more intelligent than they initially believe.

If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming? Nikola Tesla, Albert Einstein, John Allegro, Neil Gaiman

Where are your local haunts? None as yet, new to town.

What kind of person are you attracted to? Umm...the right kind? Call me shallow but I prefer attractive women in the usual definition thereof. I'm a lover of women and they have many shapes most of which are gorgeous.

How far will you travel to meet the right partner? Not very.

What's something you want to do but haven't? Learn to truly dance a jig. I can fake it well enough. Learn to salsa and swing dance.

What songs would be on the soundtrack of your life? Desperado - The Eagles.

Who’s someone you’d like to be trapped in a confined space with? The person who'd like to be trapped with me. Most hopefully a woman with whom there's a mutual attraction!

My radio dial is usually tuned to: NPR, the oldies, or whatever plays classical music.

If I could change one thing about Seattle, it would be: Fewer people asking for spare change or a apre cigarette. Neither are spare.

One book everyone should read is: Illusions; The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah.

One movie everyone should see is: In Dreams

What bands do you always find yourself talking shit about? can't say...I try to respect musicians even when i hate their music

Ever have a Jerry Springer moment minus the cameras? Proudly: no.

If I could only eat one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be: Cherry pez is the easy answer. I'd have to go with pita and hummus as long as the hummus and pita have variety

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are snoring and child rape

Something I learned from the last person I dated is how crazy work?

If I could take back one thing I said this week it would be Not a goddamn thing. Other than what I said about your mom. Mom jokes are too easy,

Design your ideal mate: the brain of Nikola tesla and the body of renee olstead

I want to make a t-shirt that says I'm sane...are you?

My picture(s) reveal that I am varied.

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was drive a Metro offroad.

My idea of a great date is any time I enjoy the company.

My guiltiest pleasure is Sprees, Nerds, super sugary candies from my childhood. Gobstoppers.

The first section I turn to in the Stranger is Savage Love...other people's problems are so more intricate and interesting than mine.

When stuck in gridlock I keep walking or read another page on the bus.

The last show I saw was Ween in Bend, Oregon.

The quickest way to my heart is between my third and fourth rtib. Or my stomach, I love me some food and love to cook it too. The quickest way to my bed is my penis. Duh. Really? or a good talk about a book or movie,,,or landscaping...or just about anything. And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked over easy on top of hashbrowns with chili. Slingers rock.

Great sex calls for lots of being able to laugh while you're fucking.

A fault my friends tease me about is I'm clumsy but graceful.

One night stands can be awkward, great, depends on who it's with.

Talk about irony: I am genius smart yet a fucking retard

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm still drunk.

Something people keep buying me for gifts and I never use is Christmas decorations

When I die, I believe I will go to party! or just rejoin the consciousness from which I took a break in the first place.

The last time I made an ass out of myself, I got my cheekbone broke.

One sport I will never get is curling...(easiest blank to fill!)

Michael Jackson was not her lover. May have been his...age depending.

For delicious results, add one part me? and mix it with one part you?

When I was a kid, I actually owned a radio flyer sled

Starbucks or Victrola

Blaire or Jo

PBR or Red Hook

Electric or Acoustic

White meat or Dark Meat

Early Bird or Night Owl

Princess Leia or Princess Amidala

Surf or Snow

Snorer or Sleeptalker

Black or Cream and Sugar

Cowboy or Indian

New York or L.A.

Library Card or Amazon

Beatles or Stones

Jack White or Jack Black

Kittens or Puppies

Manray or Eagle

Trusty Scarf or Testy Poncho

Thongs or Boy Briefs

Casket or Cremation

Bath or Shower

Scarecrow or Hollywood

Butch or Femme

Talk or Action

Murphy's Law or Karma

I-5 or Aurora