I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are pee, poop, fisting, PNP, crack and old men.

Something I learned from the last person I dated is I need to be more picky about the people I allow into my life.

If I could take back one thing I said this week it would be something about me talking to my roomates friend about when she sleeps with him...has she grabbed his 8incher since it's there. (She's a lesbian)

Design your ideal mate: the brain of someone awesome and the body of that guy I keep seeing at the gym.

I want to make a t-shirt that says betch in pink letters on a black tshirt.

My picture(s) reveal that I am trying too hard.

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was float a river!

My idea of a great date is something that happens naturally.

My guiltiest pleasure is laying in the sun.

The first section I turn to in the Stranger is classifieds.

When stuck in gridlock I walk on the street.

The last show I saw was Kathy Griffin My Life on the DList

The quickest way to my heart is genuine interest, optimism and love. The quickest way to my bed is being invited. And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked into an omelett with a bunch of bacon, onions, green peppers, red peppers, shredded potatoes, cheese and or/sausage.

Great sex calls for lots of repeats.

A fault my friends tease me about is being dramatic.

One night stands can be fun...and not really fullfilling at the same time.

Talk about irony: I am harboring an unfair distaste for those people who are "type A" personalities yet I took a facebook quiz and it said I was a Type A, and when i told all my friends...they said, "You didn't know???"

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm running.

Something people keep buying me for gifts and I never use is "stuff white people like" books.

When I die, I believe I will go headfirst.

The last time I made an ass out of myself, I apologized and felt self-conscious forever more.

One sport I will never get is log sawing.

Michael Jackson was more talented than I knew.

For delicious results, add one part me and mix it with one part you.

When I was a kid, I actually owned a something snappy.

Blaire or Jo

PBR or Red Hook

Electric or Acoustic

White meat or Dark Meat

Early Bird or Night Owl

Surf or Snow

Black or Cream and Sugar

Library Card or Amazon

New York or L.A.

Kittens or Puppies

Trusty Scarf or Testy Poncho

Thongs or Boy Briefs

Casket or Cremation

Bath or Shower

Butch or Femme

Talk or Action

Murphy's Law or Karma

I-5 or Aurora