I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are flakes and being uptight

Something I learned from the last person I dated is that really bad karaoke is actually the best karaoke

Design your ideal mate: the brain of Anna Nicole Smith and the body of Kathy Bates

My idea of a great date is at the end actually wanting a date # 2

The first section I turn to in the Stranger is movies

My guiltiest pleasure is Hall & Oats

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm awake but still in bed

The last time I made an ass out of myself, I was glad to be all by myself

Electric or Acoustic

Early Bird or Night Owl

Black or Cream and Sugar

Beatles or Stones

Jack White or Jack Black

Casket or Cremation

Bath or Shower

Scarecrow or Hollywood

Talk or Action

Murphy's Law or Karma