If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming? Jim Henson, Tina Fey, Anais Nin, Hillary Clinton

Where do you like to hang out? Oddfellows, Vivace, the Ballard Market, Golden Gardens, Wallingford

What kind of person are you attracted to? A girl who enjoys being a girl with a fabulous sense of humor and loves wine as much as I do.

Who’s someone you’d like to be trapped in a confined space with? Tina Fey. And we're not leaving until we've at least made out.

If I could change one thing about Seattle, it would be: to defrost the FREEZE.

One book everyone should read is: When You're Engulfed in Flames by David Sedaris

One movie everyone should see is: Hamlet 2

What bands do you always find yourself talking shit about? Anything with whiney Emo lyrics like "My heart is bleeding on the floor in the blackness of my despair". Shut up. Seriously. Shut. Up.

If I could only eat one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be: Cheese and crackers

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are Passive Agression and Meanness

Something I learned from the last person I dated is Mean people suck

If I could take back one thing I said this week it would be saying Merry Christmas to my Jewish friend

Design your ideal mate: the brain of Tina Fey and the body of Christina Hendricks

I want to make a t-shirt that says I'm a narcissist but I have the decency to feel bad about it

My picture(s) reveal that I am good at exploiting my good side.

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was make a diorama; and I did and it was awesome.

My idea of a great date is good drinks and even better conversation with plenty of laughter and story swapping.

My guiltiest pleasure is Dr. Who

The first section I turn to in the Stranger is Savage Love. Can't help it.

When stuck in gridlock I sing at the top of my lungs or listen to podcasts.

One night stands can be very fun.

The last show I saw was U2 in Vancouver

The quickest way to my heart is laughter and honesty The quickest way to my bed is being a good flirt and an even better kisser. And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked scrambled.

Great sex calls for lots of honesty and flexibility.

A fault my friends tease me about is my bad hearing and how I take over the kitchen.

I know they say "Everybody Loves Raymond ", but I never have.

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm at church, having brunch with friends or writing in a coffee shop

Talk about irony: I am sweet and patient in my personal life yet serious and impatient in my professional life.

Something people keep buying me for gifts and I never use is make up bags. What the hell?

When I die, I believe I will go to heaven or somewhere like it. We'll see.

The last time I made an ass out of myself, I baked an apple pie that was too juicy in the middle, carried it into a party and announced "My pie is leaking!" Got a good reaction.

One sport I will never get is football. So many rules! I'm a hockey fan.

For delicious results, add one part humor and mix it with one part fearlessness

Michael Jackson was at a time a great artist. Then he weirded the eff out.

When I was a kid, I actually owned a Cricket Doll. It was my dream Christmas present.

PBR or Red Hook

White meat or Dark Meat

Electric or Acoustic

Early Bird or Night Owl

Princess Leia or Princess Amidala

Black or Cream and Sugar

Cowboy or Indian

Surf or Snow

Snorer or Sleeptalker

New York or L.A.

Library Card or Amazon

Ballard or West Seattle

Beatles or Stones

True Blood or Twilight

Barsuk or Fantagraphics

Ocean or Lake

Jack White or Jack Black

Kittens or Puppies

Vampire or Zombie

Pinball or Pool

Elliot Bay or Amazon

Trusty Scarf or Testy Poncho

Thongs or Boy Briefs

Casket or Cremation

Bath or Shower

Vinyl or MP3

Scarecrow or Roku

Crunchy or Smooth

Talk or Action

Bring it On or Stomp The Yard

Tom Douglas or Matt Dillon

Murphy's Law or Karma

Comet or Canlis

Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas

Bike or Bus

OTB or ACT

Tushy or Tuchus

I-5 or Aurora