the most important thing i've learned in the last couple years is that intuition is far more important than logic. so while i can't articulate exactly why i think i'm spectacular, i am damn sure that i am. if you ask the people that love me why they do, they'd probably tell you it's because i'm the first one to break into song, the first one to start dancing and the first one to take his clothes off and jump in a body of water while somehow convincing you to do the same.
i favor substance over style. i think the most generous people are usually the poorest. i'll take an oly in a dive bar over a martini on top of the space needle. i love mexican food. i hate white socks. i'm extremely sure of who i am. i know my strengths and my weaknesses and all things considered am pretty happy with it.
what else could you possibly need to know?
I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are emotional-repression and dishonesty
If I could take back one thing I said this week it would be sure i'll drive to portland
My idea of a great date is walking, talking, laughing, swings, hi-fives
My picture(s) reveal that I am the proud owner of a mullet wig.
When stuck in gridlock I roll up the windows and continue singing
My guiltiest pleasure is a cold mountain dew in leiu of coffee
The quickest way to my heart is a gnarly sense of humor The quickest way to my bed is to have short hair And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked with tortillas
The last show I saw was the weakerthans
Great sex calls for lots of rehydration
It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm on an adventure
Talk about irony: I am pragmatic yet romantic
The last time I made an ass out of myself, I had to spend my saturday operating a rug doctor to rectify my assery
White meat or Dark Meat
Early Bird or Night Owl
Princess Leia or Princess Amidala
Cowboy or Indian
Snorer or Sleeptalker
Library Card or Amazon
Kittens or Puppies
Trusty Scarf or Testy Poncho
Casket or Cremation
Talk or Action